22nd December
Good news! We have today heard that Miss White has made a full recovery from her unfortunate accident with a poisoned apple. (Now also recorded in the accident book, following the hasty implementation of an updated health and safety policy by her employers). We encouraged Miss White to think seriously about raising a grievance and perhaps bringing a constructive dismissal claim, but it has not been necessary to do so because she has entered into mutually agreed terms of severance with her employers. Although not admitting liability, but recognising her long and loyal service, the Company has made a generous payment and given Miss White a glowing reference. Obviously we cannot give away any more detail because she has signed a Compromise Agreement containing a confidentiality clause, but we can confirm that all has ended happily ever after for Miss White, as she has found a new job at the local castle, in her old role as a Princess.
